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From: a person
Asked: December 19th 2007
Question:how do i get past level 69 on the never ending game?

Answer:By putting in the correct password.


From: a person
Asked: November 18th 2007
Question: if someone HAPPENS to have an intrest in being a moderator in the forums, could they propose for a position?

Answer: Ok, well here's the full scoop on this. First off I don't know if you noticed but my site is completely dead lately. The only remote activity now a days on the forum is in the never ending level game section. With so little activity I really have no need for moderators at this time, in fact I have too many already. All the moderators with the exception of Chris Lang (Who I met on the forum and contributed much to the site) I know personally and for years. Like... you won't even give me your name, you asked the question under "A person" . So ... like unless you have a lot of posts and can be proven trustworthy, you can't really expect me to just make you a moderator. Sorry.


From: no one
Asked: November 5th 2007
Question: is the series accualy ending? if so are u thinking of shutting down the website?

Answer: Thank you SO much for being the first person in I don't know how long to actually ask me a serious question, that pertains to the show! I've gotten so many bad questions as you can see if you look down. Here's what's going on. I am sick of doing series with voice boxes, so the next series to come out will in fact be the FINAL VOICE BOX SERIES. I never want to do voice box animations or comics ever again. There was plans of bringing them back with voices in a whole new series, but that's not going to happen either. Basically I don't want to commit myself to anything, and creating a bunch of series that constantly end like there's more to come is going to be a bad thing. This is stressful as this doesn't give me the option to quit at anytime, because I wouldn't be able to end the show on a final like ending. So basically this last voice box series will wrap up everything in the show

At this point if the show does go on it will be a bunch of specials, or most likely a movie. We do have a basic script idea and plans to make a movie with voices, that will be really long and on a dvd like flash screen menu that lets you select the scenes and what not, but that could be a while

Also this site will never shut down (if I can help it). Worst case scenario if I do stop creating content for this show, I'll always continue to leave the website running as long as I can, thanks again for the question!


From: chris
Asked: November 3rd 2007
Question: how do i get past level 60 on the never ending game

Answer: You get past level 60 by reaching level 61.


From: rob poblonski
Asked: October 13th 2007
Question:How long does it take for you to make each flash "movie"? Because from the looks of all of your movies, it seems like you only spent about 10 minutes making each movie.

Answer: It can take me a few hours sometimes because I keep getting distracted or chat with people while doing it. Infact I'm working on my last series while typing this.


From: ???
Asked: June 15th 2007
Question: i am playing the never ending level game and i am stuck on level 95 plz help me?

Answer:Heard that question before.


From: ???
Asked: June 15th 2007
Question: for the never ending level game what is the answer for level 95?

Answer: Good question.


From:Jordan Grey
Asked: April 6th 2007
Question:i am playing the never ending level game and i can't get past lvl 40 plz help me

Answer: Try not sucking so badly.


From:198 Tremont Street, #506
Asked: February 16th 2007
Question:Insert your question here and it will be answered as soon as possible. You don't need to leave an e-mail address.

Answer: Wow... I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you, leaving a street address for a name, and then posting the default text message. Ummm... I got nothing here. I'm so sick of fuck-tards.


From:wilsond806@netzero.net
Asked: January 24th 2007
Question:what are the begininging and ending points of the Mexican Boarder.

Answer: Depending on where you are, one of the starting boarder points is near the Atlantic Ocean, and the other is near the Pacific Ocean.


From:none
Asked: December 21st 2006
Question:Are you taking suggestions for new characters?

Answer: As a matter of fact, I always am open to new suggestions, and I even created a topic on my forum for people to put in their ideas for new characters HERE. So if you have any ideas please post them on my forum, thanks.


From:Mr. Gear
Asked: November 22nd 2006
Question:How come you suck?!

Answer: Blow me.


From:nir dahan
Asked: July 20th 2006
Question:Hi There, I have seen that you put an ad on one or several "pixel sites", adsense or the like. For a totally fresh online advertising concept, try us at www.bidthegrid.com - you will be surprised... Since the site is very young, most ad spaces are currently either FREE or priced very low (typically $1) so you got nothing to lose. Good luck,
Nir
http://www.bidthegrid.com

Answer:Wow, it's been soooooo long since anyone used my Ask Clippy section that I thought it was broken. Thanks for finding my site only to plug your site. Because of this I shouldn't even post your question (or lack there of), because it really has nothing to do with my site and serves no purpose. But I just wanted to hear myself type. Maybe I'll look into posting more random linkes to my site, but only if it's free. I was actualy surprised how much my other 4 pixel add actually DID attract more of an audience, but not the kind of audience I wanted...


From:Timmy Blah
Asked: October 25th 2005
Question: Is it true that clippy is a homosexual,ya know,just like the creator of this website?

Answer:Clippy's not a homosexual, he's been with more women then you, sure he only dated a stapler and a mirror, but still. And no I'm not a homosexual, next time I see you at work, I'm going to crash about 15 shopping carts into you. j/k. By the way, POST AT MY FORUM!!!!


From:buh
Asked: August 7th 2005
Question: fuck you biatch, CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA?!

Answer:We've been through this, and through this, you are NOT Necromancer.


From:Clarence's #3 Fan
Asked: July 14th 2005
Question: Is Clippy the one that looks like a gear or a clip?

Answer:Well, I kind of gave my characters difficult names. I mean I don't know how anyone can tell who anyone is with names like Sir Chair, Cheesus, Admiral Chicken Wing, Nurse Lego etc etc etc. I can understand it can get very confusing at times. But yeah, Clippy is the paper-clip. A paper clip is those skinny pieces of metal that is bent two or three times into it self and can be used to hold paper together.


From:
Asked: July 9th 2005
Question:uhhh.

Answer:Try not to ask such a hard question next time.


From: Clarence Isamoron
Asked: July 6th 2005
Question:Why is it that the webmaster of this site sucks so much, and the content is awful?

Answer:Go fuck yourself.


From: Concerned Viewer
Asked: March 20th 2005
Question:It seems like Mr. Gear has become more and more of a jerk as the series has gone on. Why do you keep hanging around with him? He's always being mean to you. He's even beaten you up on more than one occasion.

Answer:Well thanks for your concern, and I managed to ask Clippy this himself. Clippy answered with "Mr. Gear? Yeah, I know he's a jerk, and sure he beats me up alot, sure I've been in the hospital alot because of him, and sure I even came close to dieing, but ... Oh My God this elastic is really stretchy, look how far I can stretch it!! OUCH!! My eye, oh my this is terrible the pain, and wow thos floor is really clean. One time I had this awesome camera that only took pictures of what I wanted. Wow, that rainbow sure is pretty, wait that's not a rainbow at all... it's BLOOD. Ahhh I'm bleeding from my eye really badly and.. I never had a smores bar for a very long time, one time I could just afford it because I was trying to throw my spare change at some handi-capped people and...." At that point I left the room and Clippy kept talking until they found him passed out. So as you can see, Clippy is retarded, and that's why he hangs around Mr. Gear. I think the real question should be, why does Mr. Gear hang around Clippy? Thanks for your Question!


From: Clarence
Asked: March 17th 2005
Question: JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THIS SECTION IS NOW FIXED INCASE I MISSED SOME QUESTIONS.

Answer: Thanks for letting me know that, myself. You're awesome.


From: Dark_007
Asked: November 22th 2004
Question: Two questions: 1) Do you even still check this site to see if anyone is posting questions?2) Can god commit suicide?

Answer: Yes I do, it's just that people haven't been asking stuff lately. I get an e-mail instantly when someone does, and I always try to answer. As for your second qurstion... why would God even want to commit suicide? And if he really wanted to end his existance, I'm pretty sure he could. ...why do people always ask me the crazy questions anyway?


From: diaz
Asked: April 13th 2004
Question: WHERE ARE YOU AT?

Answer: Earth.


From: Jessica
Asked: April 12th 2004
Question: What are your hobbies?

Answer: Stuff.


From: Shlomo
Asked: March 14th 2004
Question: About your pen: what if you accidentally put your pen with the sharpener on it into your CD and try to burn music on it? I mean, it would definitly make you pen spin really fast? Because, as you know, there's a thing called Angular Momentum, which can be seen when you hold a bicycle wheel on its sides and spin it real fast, and then when you get one hand off and keep the second hand holding the wheel it will not fall down!!!

One last question: Kids are so fat these days. Can't you make any money out of it?

Answer: Well that's just a disaster waiting to happen. If you have a pen spinning that fast, it would get so hot all the plastic would melt off and it would shoot red hot ink at you. What you're thinking of is something you could use as a bomb or something. Just leave a pen/pencil/sharpener in somebody you hate's house, and stick it in a spinning cd. But if you actually could pull off buring music on a pen, that would be cool though. You could listen to music while you sharpen yourself! We should go into business together. But as for your other thing you said.... I AM A FAT PERSON MY SELF!!!! And now that you're making me remember that I'm fat, I feel like eating some pork ribs as a blanket to supress my feelings. Infact I will. Mmmmmmmmm... pork ribs. So let me get this straight, you want to exploit fat kits for profit??? You are going to hell so fast.....


From: Peter Cottontail
Asked: March 13th 2004
Question: What is the difference between a gay person and a bisexual?

Answer: I think you probably already know that, if not go talk it over with one of your parents. And I know you are one of those stipid bitches that started bothering me on msn, please just get out of the house and get a life, and find someone else to talk too. Also Joe Church has this to add: "Why haven't you people killed yourselves yet?"


From: Mike
Asked: March 11th 2004
Question: although your pencil and pen idea fills me with an emotion that cannot be described by words, i would have to say all in all, it could be humaities downfall. i am thinking of creating an even better invention: a microwave toaster! do you think this invention will be prosperous for humanity? or create some sort of strange parallel universe. a parelle universe where lions run canada, and people live under the sea!

Answer: Well I think that microwave toasters already exist, don't they? Mabye, but can't you just microwave the toast or something? But I got an even better idea, how about a microwave/comb/ You could cook while you comb your hair, think of the time you would save! Sure, you would get horrible radiation posining, and 89th degree burns, but think of the money I would make! When the comb melts off and burns you, you would have to buy a new microwave. I could make millions on this. You know, like sometimes you are late for work and you just don't have enough time to cook for yourself and comb your hair at the same time, this fixes all that. No more lost jobs because of comb/microwave incidents. Of course for the comb part to work, this machine would need to have atleast twice the amout of power then a normal microwave. And the gas intake would be hard to configure. As for a microwave toaster creating a parellell universe .... come on, will you be serious for a second? And I hope lions do rule Canada, mabye they can see about getting this country a second road, and mabye a new hill.


From: Shlomo
Asked: March 11th 2004
Question: Why is there a junk pile section? Isn't the movies section enough?

Answer: Well if I just had movies on this site, it wouldn't give you as much stuff do to, like ask this very question for one, or go to the forum (Which hasen't been active for over a year now, hate you people so much *shakes fist*). But the Junk section isn't completely useless, you get to learn about the characters, Umm... there is also some pointless games there...and umm... come to think of it you're right, it is pretty useless. Oh well. Infact come to think of it, this whole site is kind of a waste of time really, mabye I should do something better with my life. Like create a pen that is a pencil on the other end. I mean think about it, you need both for almost all practical every day use, and it gets needlessly complicated with the switching back from pen and pencil, this was you just turn it over and you're done. And you'll never have to go looking all over the place looking for one or the other, because think about it, you just can't keep a pen and pencil together. You try to pick one up off this table, but then you realize that your entire house is on a slant, so when you pick up the pen the 2#%@$ pencil just rolls off the table, I mean honestly how the heck can a hexagon roll? Pencils and pens should be square, or atleast have a button on them that activates spikes which lodge itself to what ever service it's planted on. But I still like my half pen half paper idea, I mean of course it will be hard to get the formula right, and you have to make sure that the pencil and the pen don't combine wrong, or you could have some kind of freak writig utencil from hell on your hands, that can't do nothing. And another things, really, pencils don't last as long as pens, so I'm thinking that the mixture shouldn't be 50/50, mabye 33% pen and 66% pencil. But you would need to ask an expert something like that. And there is the ethical and moral question if you add a pen and pencil together, what happens when one runs out first? It will have to be stuck to something that dosen't work anymore. That's pretty cruel, mabye if I made it so you can detach the used component from the one repaining component, then it could work. And here's a real bad question, that I can't seem to figure out: How the @#@%@ are you suppose to sharpen this pencil/pen without marking on yourself with the pen side? And even worse, what will happen if you sharpen the pencil too far down? Then the ink from the pen side would explode all over the sharpener, and harden to it. Then you'll have this pencil sharpener stuck to the back of your pen. And when you go to write something down yo sharpen your hands off, and you have no hands. So in conclusion, I do not agree with your pen/pencil mixture abomination. Or atleast I think that's what we were talking about, I forget now. But thanks for the question.


From: Kasai Kannuki
Asked: Febuary 19th 2004
Question: Why was I once called Shrug? Why am I still Clarencephobic? Wanna draw moustaches on pictures of pretty ladies and show Tim

Answer: Well I'll try my best to answer these completely unusual questions... 1) I have no why idea why you were called "shrug" probably because your friends hate you and didn't want to give you a good nick name. 2) Probably the same reason I'm a "shrug"aphobic. 3) NEVER EVER draw moustaches on pretty ladies, or even ugly ones. It's just wrong for sooooo many reasons, and I'm pretty sure Tim wouldn't want to look at that. But don't worry, you can have all those pictures to yourself... :| ??? !!! I'm going to leave now...


From:
Asked: Febuary 3rd 2004
Question: Insert your question for Clippy here and it will be answered soon!

Answer: Good job, you learned how to press a button. Now if you could just learn to type in a message, then mabye you'll get somewheres in a society. Idiot.


From: Billy Jim Jo Bob Hoss
Asked: January 29th 2004
Question: I recently made a machine that is capable of dis-obeying the laws of thermodynamics, but I am constantly faced with both the evil, and good implications that if presents to mankind. So, I'm writing to you Clippy, for some advice. Should I mass produce this machine, or destroy it? Any adivce would be appreciated. Oh, and the General Lee will live forever!

Answer: Don't destroy the machine, destroy yourself and give the machine to me ... I won't use it for evil... much. Oh who am I kidding? There'll be so much death....


From: Tim
Asked: January 29th 2004
Question: Dear Clippy: What are you views of violent video games, and the metaphysical ramaphications they hold on today's society: media hype, or the real deal?

Answer: I honestly don't believe that violent video games make people go crazy and kill other people. If they wanted to kill people then they were insane before they bought the video game. If anything violent video games are good, for people who want to go on a violent killing spree, they get to release their rage against a computer. So if anything violent video games ... reduce the amount of crazy murderers. It's like the patch for smoking.


From: wooooooaaaah
Asked: December 28th 2003
Question: Are you the flower???/

Answer: That sounds an awful lot like an anti-semetic question to me...


From: Dark_007
Asked: December 12th 2003
Question: What is the meaning of life?

Answer: I take this question very seriously, for people have been on a quest for the answer since the beginning of time. But I have good news, the meaning of life was actually revealed on this website!! It's in one of my episodes, but I can't tell you which one because that would make things to easy. I suggest you watch all my episodes to find it, or even better, bring more people to this site to help you in your quest. I wish you luck on your journey.


From: Tom
Asked: December 10th 2003
Question: why does this page ran#000000domly replace sections of text wit#000000

Answer: This page just moved, and is using Mike's new layout. So it's his problem. But since I answer the questions and he dosen't, you can't take out your revenge on him. But I'll ask him, and it'll probably be fixed soon. Thanks for pointing this out to me :)

Edit --> Ten minutes later... I fixed it. Turns out he replaced any word that contained the color "red" with a color code like #00000000. Thanks again for the error report!


From: Tom Pennock
Asked: December 9th 2003
Question: How can you answer questions if you're dead?

Answer: Well mabye .... Clippy isn't dead .... (insert suspenceful music here). That or has an internet connection in the afterlife. But thanks for the concern.


From: cursedthing
Asked: December 9th 2003
Question: What is the best program to use when making frame grabs?

Answer: Hmm... not quite sure what you mean. But as for my website, I use irfanveiw for minor things, and flash mx, sometimes even basic paint program, I take no effort into making these episodes I sware.


From: Billy bob Joe
Asked: December 8th 2003
Question: Why must you hurt me Clippy?

Answer: Clippy can't hurt anyone. Mabye you're crazy. I suggest more medication.... or less. Just mix something together and take it :)


From: Jamie
Asked: November 29th 2003
Question: What's the deal with Secretary of the Treasury John Snow?

Answer: That's a good question.


From: Nick
Asked: July 18th 2003
Question: How did you get this form?

Answer: I went to freedback.com , but I can't seem to get the website to work on my computer. Mabye it's down now or something.


From: Nick
Asked: July 18th 2003
Question: Can I make flash animation for your site? I'm very good! go to www.retox.tk to see some of what i can do! I like ure toons. They kick total ass.

Answer: Of course you can! I would appreciate that very much. If you choose not to make this episode follow the plot , it can be a special fan made episode if you want. Just make sure you credit my name as show creater in the credits. And if possible run the basic idea through to me via e-mail first. Thankyou. I'm glad you like my series so much. I'll be sure to check out your website , and possibly link to it in my link section.


From: Kayol R. Hope
Asked: May 29th 2003
Question: Okay, here is my question(s). Will any of the characters get a spin off series? What new characters can we expect to see? Why don't I just ask you these questions at school?

Answer: Those are good questions. None of the characters will get a spin off series , but since the main characters are dead , the secondary characters will be in new episodes. As for new characters , I'm not planning on making that many new episodes. But there might be something new , mabye in the movie. How about a frying pan that can shoot fire!?!?!?!!!? Ok , I'm obviously out of ideas , but this series was crap to begin with. And I don't know why you didn't ask me at school , but sorry for taking over a week to respond. I get all this junk mail , I have to stop giving every website my e-mail , I had 400 messages after a week.


From: Tim
Asked: April 6th 2003
Question: Why did Mr. Gear turn to dust when he died?

Answer: Well Mr. Gear was suppose to rust to death on April 1st , so I guess he just fell apart. It wasn't dust , it was pieces of rust. I know , it's a half assed ending , but I'm lazy.


From: Chantal
Asked: March 27th 2003
Question: is is true that your shutting down this site?

Answer: ...how did that little secret get out? Actually I'm not going to close it , I'm just not going to work on it anymore after April. It'll still be here , just no more updates.


From: Count Timothy Jacobs Markus Sears the third
Asked: December 13th 2002
Question: Hey, I was wondering what kind of car you drive. I'm picturing either a bad-ass, V-8, gas hog hot rod, or a pimp mobile.

Answer: Well clippy drives a red sports car (firebird) , which you'll never see in the comics , because he can't afford the insurance. When he did drive it , he would race people on the highway and always win. As for Mr. Gear , he drives this rusty jeep he found in a hole somewhere. It only has 3 wheels , and it's gas tank is actually a refigerator filled with gas. He was always jelous of Clippy's car , so he welded the keys in the ignition , so Clippy wouldn't steal it.


From: Shruggie Wrath
Asked: December 8th 2002
Question: Why do I find you weird? and why am I clarence phobic?

Answer: You probably find me weird because of my insane comics , but I'm just like everyone else , only more crazy ;) . No , I'm not crazy , but you shouldn't be afraid of me. Thanks for building up the courage to come to my site , and ask me a question.


From: Special Stan
Asked: November 29th 2002
Question: im wondering when the next comic is going to be up?

Answer: Well first off that isn't a question , your just telling me what your thinking , but you put a question mark at the end of it , so I'll answer it. I actually have some comics pre-made , about 7 or so , but they are all in a series , so I can't put them up until Darkwave finishes part 4 of the unhappydude series. Get it done soon darkwave *shakes fist* , your keeping 5 or so of our fans waiting.


From: Mr. E
Asked: November 17th 2002
Question: Why is clarence's comics so much better than DarkWave's?

Answer: Their not really much better , I just cram in as many jokes as I possibly can. The thing Darkwave does better than me is the drawings , which makes up for not having as many jokes as me. But he has done some good ones I like , like "Behold the power of cheese" , or "America's worst blind dates". So mine aren't really too much better.


From: Some Guy
Asked: November 15th 2002
Question: Do I really ask a question here?

Answer: Yes.



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