My Emoticons

- Don't make eye contact!

- Dead guy

- Crazy Kenny

- Depressed

- Pirate

- Eyes bleeding from staying up too late

- Oh My God! Where'd my face go?

- Ninja Smilie!

- Invisible Smilie!

- Block Head

- Ghost

- Fat Ass

- Big Teeth

- Upside-down , probably on crack guy

- Look!!! He has a top hat!!!

- Cross eyed

- Force feild!

- uni-Brow!

- Sleeps alot

- Dissappearing act

- Walking smilie

- Afro

- Nerd

- Speed

- I'm not quite sure what the hell this is

- Sleepy as hell

- Mouth zipped shut

- Crack pipe

- One eye

- Another Ghost

- Ahhhh!!! My retnas fell out!

- Floating eyes

- Spikey Hair

- Seisure

- Dumb anime smilie

- Brain washing eyes

- Random anger build up

- Fusion

- Small pupils

- No , I need more drugs....

- Evil

- Yak

- Blinky

- You don't want to know what the hell's going on here

- Pimp

- Who took a bite out of my face!? And why am I still smiling!?

- Teleport

- Panic attack!!!

- Smoking

- I don't even know anymore

- Ass

- Evolution

- My happy now , and no longer medication

- Super smilie

- Hulk

- Crying because best friend's , neighbour's cat exploded

- Emotiking! God I'm clever

- Mega head

- Crazy bitch

- By looking at this picture , you are now addicted to heroin

- Eye twitch

- Gone

- Punched in the eye

- This isn't noticable ... right?

- Half emoticon ... half television set

- Horrible acne disorder

- Drool

- It'll happen to you too

- Asshole

- Anything to get outta work...

- About to be snipered

- Botched home eye surgery

- It wouldn't be complete without at least one exploding guy.

- A friendly greeting.

- Really thick glasses.

- Freak.

- Shaking head in disbelief of how stupid people are.

- Unreasonably slow Star Trek transporter.

- Massive angur.

- Drunk.

- Now in multi-color!

- Suspect everyone!

- Pong.

- Freak.

- Foolish.

- Look! It's Phil , the dirty bastard! He steals luggage!

- Nervous , can't find radiator.

- Matrix!!!

- Electro Magnetic ... thing

- Toke

- Anomaly

- Sad because on fire

- Screaming maniac

- Pencil in the face

- Singing

- Angry fat guy

- Could I possibly have a bandaid

- Vomit

- On floor laughing over dead kittens

- 100^th emoticon celebration

- Life with an always bursting facial hemorhoid

- Yatzee game gone wrong / he can see himself looking at himself

- Wide

- Smashed

- Vampire

- Fastest emoticon ever!

- Leather Face

- Dirty

- Sad because not alive

- WTF!?!?!?!?!?!!

- Yawn

- 5 chins

- Quadclops

- Zombie

- Shitten fire

- BWAH! I NEED PROTACTINIUM TO LIVE!!!

- Eye popping madness

- Holding breath until world peace is declaired

- It's funny because his face is wrong

- Really skinny

- Eat the floor bitch!

- Steriods are bad ... this is actually a woman

- Frankenmoticon

- Implode

- Yes

- No

- Nobody told me I was a robot

- Wait ... my face is only drawn on!!!

- Damn home remedies

- Never try to shave a wilderbeast on a speeding boat while fighting space ninjas.

- Erectile Difficulties

- Even the space alien living inside my mind dosen't want to talk to me anymore.

- Rolaids aren't actually "Roll Aids"

- Big Mac Attack

- Melting... Melting.... MELTING!!!!!

- Screamimg for joy.

- Fading... fading... fading...

- Cinder blocks taste like... pain...

- Lazy eye

- Lil bitch. Always crying about all his problems..

- No skin complection! FREAK!

- The screaming liar.

- An emoticon divided among itself cannot stand.

- Be sure to cook your rice or it will make you explode.

- Never jump in higher gravity.

- Extreme pouting.

- I dunno... some kind of disease or something? It's getting too hard to come up with explainations, figure it out yourself!

- Multiple emoticons.

- Too simple to shave right.

- Acid burn to face.

- Stuck together/ birth defect.

- Super retarded Ken.

- Frozen.

- Mega Happy.

- Never swallow a magnet then dance in a pile of rusty nails.

- When sex goes horribly, horribly wrong... ?!?!?!

- ... I'm beginning to suspect I have an eye infection.

- Pizza emoticon. .... yeah I'm pretty much running out of ideas.

- The metal avenger!!!3!!!!11!

- Eye Ball Problems.

- Squinting / Not winning any "starring at the sun for five hours straight without blinking, and while burning your optic nerves out so bad, you don't remember how to breathe" contests.

- Star struck.

- Ummm.... looking to the left guy...

- Stupid fat @$%^ with permanetly open jaw from too much forced food entry.

- This poor guy never went to the dentist, after becomming a social misfit, his only friend is the radio signals his freakshly long tooth picks up.

- Jim's anti-social behaviour is only getting worse.

- Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! His face looks like a percent sign!!! Bust him open!!!

- Little does he know that a life of communism has made him sterile...

- Sorry, that asswipe is lodged up there so far, you could be rolling for months trying to get it out.

- Crispy - Left in oven too long.

- Too smart ... or not smart enough and your head is swelled from being starved to death for any kind of mental stimulation. Either way, it works.

These emoticons are free for anyone to use , but don't steal them. Copyright Clarence Ball 2004

Last new emoticon(s) - June 3rd 2004

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