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Number of Times Clippy got Hurt

When Sir Chair and Squiggly Mess kick , punch , sit , and twist him leaving him mortally wounded
After getting zapped by Super Chair's arm lazers
When Mr. Gear bends his body to form a weapon to attack Sir Chair II with.
When after being used as a weapon against Sir Chair II he bounces off Sir Chair II's head landing into the ground upright making himself a lightening rod , and being struck by lightening.
When the Cliff Clippy is stuck on after being hit by lightening brakes causing him to full off the cliff.
When in an attempt to save Mr. Gear , a train runs over him.
When Ultimate Chair uses his ultimate comfort attask against him and is too weak to do anything.
When being erased by the program used to make Mr. Gear and Clippy comics.
After Cheesus decides to throw a peanut out the window , it just happens to land on Clippy. The force of gravity flattens Clippy.
After Toilet Chair shoots him with a bunch of ... you know... crap.
After Toilet Chair uses a shit hammer to flatten Clippy - Quote "You knocked my bladder into my lung! ... I'm breathing my own piss!"
When A shit hand reaches out of Toilet Chair , grabs Clippy , and drags him inside the Toilet , from there he is flushed.
When Toilet Chair after swallowing Clippy , Toilet Chair discharges him into the sun.
When Clippy is shot by Mr. Police.
When Clippy is shot with a cannon right in his face.
When an army tank shoots Clippy.
When the army tank that shot Clippy , also ran him over.
When Clippy is nuked via nuclear warhead.
From being kicked so hard by Zombie Clippy , Clippy's blood falls out.
When the credits full on Clippy , crushing him instantly
When after a confrontation with Sir Chair II , he kicks Clippy's ass leaving him a bloody mess.
When after Sir II's transformation to an even bigger chair , lightening strikes him , knocking his huge body on Clippy , crushing Clippy instantly.
After Evil Oranges uses "The Citrus Ray" On Clippy , leaving him a bloddy mess.
When the evil Orange throws an "orange bomb" at him.
When after getting high , Clippy mistakes a bus for a cat , and is quickly run over.
When Clippy shoots the other Clippy after arguing over who would get Mrs. Mirror.
When Sir Chair II vaporizes Clippy killing him instantly.
When Mr. Gear throws Clippy at evil robotic orange.
When Evil Robotic Orange blast's Clippy with his eye lazer.
When Evil robotic Orange walks on Clippy , puncturing him numerous times.
When Cheesus knocks him out with a baseball bat to keep Clippy from retaining information about the future.
When he and another Clippy get tangled in heaven.
When he floats to heaven but gets tangled into some power lines and gets electrocuted.
After comming back to life via Egghead's Genisis Device, but is too poorly constructed to live, so he dies.
When Angry Mr. Gear throws him at the wall so hard it blows through it and outside.
When Mr. Gear throws a beer bottle at his head, causing him to roll and leave a trail of blood.
When Mr. Gear head butts him and jumps up and down causing him to bleed alot.
When Mr. Gear straightens him and throws him into the grass.
After Clippy falls down a bunch of stairs... 35 times in a row!
When he falls down the stairs again to meet Mr. Gear at the bottom.
Flashback: When Sir Chair sticks him in the toaster to fix it, and Clippy gets electrocuted and catches of fire... then explodes all over the walls.
When after trying beer for the first time in Heaven, Mr. Gear gets mad at Clippy and throws the bottle at him.
When Mr. Gear throws a grenade at him, and it explodes.
When they go hunting and Clippy aims the shutgun backwards and shoots himself.
When out of ammo, Mr. Gear straightens out Clippy and throws him at the buffalo like a weapon.
When straightened out and stuck in a buffalo, the buffalo runs off a cliff and crushes Clippy.
After Clippy very slowly charges at Xerox, he falls down and bleeds alot.
When the moon falls on him.
When the Sauron Helmet (Combination of Mecha Hat, and FootBall Helmet) blasts him with a death ray.
When Alternate Clippy kicks him hard.
When Mr. Gear under the infulence of Evil Hat, punches him really hard and he loses a rediculus amount of blood.
When he mistakes a wall for the door when trying to run away from Dr. Phil's office.
When Clippy tries to fight Cheesus, and Cheesus accidently punches him too hard causing his face to explode.
When Clippy's girlfriend, a stapler, tries to have sex with him. "Oh God!!! There's staples everywheres!!!"
When Clippy tries to hit Dr. Disc and a piece of Clippy falls off.
When Dr. Disc rips Clippy's heart out.
When Mr. Gear comes home angry and throws a beer bottle at Clippy to get him off the couch.
When Mr. Gear throws Clippy out the window of his room.
When Mr. Gear pushes his bed out of a two story window and it lands on Clippy.
When Mr. Gear throws a brick at him.
When Mr. Gear backs his car into the house and runs over Clippy.
When Mr. Gear trys to cut Clippy's liver out with a knife.
When Mr. gear shoots him by accident a few times during a bank robbery.
When Mr. Police tasers Clippy,
When Clippy while constantly being electrocuted Mr. Gear throws a beer bottle at him and the alcohol and electricity come together cauging Clippy to catch on fire.
When Mr. Gear smashes Clippy over the head with a beer bottle... again...
When Clippy drops a glass and falls on it causing him to bleed alot.
When Clippy moves a burning couch into a propane tank and it explodes.
When Clippy has a harpoon stuck in him.
When Clippy falls down the stairs.
When Clippy rewires the house and turns on a light switch and the room explodes.
When he is thrown into a bigger propane tank.
When Mr. Gear throws a beer bottle at Clippy while drinking a whole six pack in 10 seconds.
When Squiggly Mess shoots Clippy 5 or 6 times in a row.
When Clippy's large intestine is caught in a tree.
When Cheesus straightens Clippy and sticks him into the ground.
When Clippy informs Mr. Gear there's no beer left, Mr. Gear beats he crap out of him.
When clippy is playing with a soft cuddly pillow, and is then swimming in a river of blood.
When the letter "I" from the "To be continued" text falls on him from the top of the screen.
When Mr. Gear throws Clippy out of the hospital window.
When Clippy is straightened and thrown into a gun just as it was about to fire, causing an explosion.
When A rock is thrown at Clippy from outside.
When Mr. Gear cuts out Clippy's kidney, then gives it back as a Christmas present.
When Squiggly throws him into the wall of his house, then beats him down on the pavement.
When Squiggly smashes his face through a window.
After being thrown into high voltage powerlines by Squiggly.
When Sir Chair crashes his car into him.
When Mr. Geat uses Clippy as a human sheild to stop gunfire.
When Mr. Gear straightens him and throws him like a spear into a badguy.
When after being thrown into a badguy becomes a lightening rod and lightening hits him.
When Sir Chair 2 picks him up and throws him into his shack.
When Crazy Jimmy throws him into his shack.
After Uncle Vending Machine throws a pepsi bottle at him.
When Sir Chair blasts him through a wall with his new powers.
Mr. Gear tries to escape, and throws Clippy through a window and breaks it then walks through.
When Sir Chair zaps him again with his new powers, blowing him into the sky.
By getting shot in the face after biting into a sandwith that had a loaded hand gun in it.
When A handheld sewing machine gets stuck to his face.
When he gets shot and falls through a window.
When Mr. Gear straightens him to reach something from his jail cell.
After Sir Chair hits him with his new cop night stick.
When Mr. Gear straightens him to get into a fight.
When Mr. Gear and Robot Mr. Gear use Straightened paper-clips to fight each other.
When Clippy gets ripped in half.
When a straightened Clippy gets thrown into a cow's ass.
When Uncle Vending throws another pepsi bottle at Clippy, and lies in a pool of blood.
When Clippy falls running down the basement.
Clippy lands on some glass after falling from a portal in the sky.
When after being covered in gravy, is lit on fire.
When Clippy is burning in a large vat of acid.
When Mr. Gear smaskes a beer bottle over his face.
When Sir Chair hits him with his night stick after Clippy freaks out.
When Mr. Gear throws lots of beer bottles at Clippy and Sir Chair.
When Mr. Gear crashes into the call center and Clippy hurts his jaw.
When Mr. Gear and Clippy beat each other up.
When Mr. gear uses Clippy to blow out a fuse box.
When a knife gets stuck in Clippy.
During a fight scene with Zombies.
When he kicks Zombie orange and an explosion occurs.
When Mr. gear and Clippy are shot and thrown off a cliff.
When a motercycle lands on him.
When a propeller gets stuck in Clippy's face.
When Giant Epoh crushes him with his massive face.
When a bowling ball is thrown at Clippy.
When a piece of a building gets stuck in Clippy.
When Clippy takes a seisure.
When a giant almond gets stuck in Clippy.
When Clippy's giant brain falls on top of him and crushes him.
When he falls going down a vent.
When he falls from a great distance down a vent on to a concrete floor.
When Clippy gets shot a bunch of times.
When Clippy gets straignetned and thrown into a switch.
When the building Clippy is in, explodes.
When Clippy gets stuck inside a lamp.
When Clippy is straigntened and thrown into Mr. gear.
When Clippy is zapped by Ultimate Chair.
After Q-tip rapes him.
When Mr. Gear straigntend Clippy and uses him to beat Evil Orange.
When Clippy makes love to a bus named Debbie.
When Clippy kicks evil Orange only to hurt himself and become all bloody.
When Mr. Gear and Clippy are burnt with a fire attack.
When Evil Orange steals drains all his powers.
When Mr. Gear throws Clippy into the wall.
When Clippy has a seisure.
When Clippy is straightened and thrown into a sterio.
When Clippy has another seisure.
When Mr. Gear hits Clippy.
When Mr. gear and Clippy are in a car that goes off a cliff and explodes.
When Clippy eats a whole box of Borax and his insides burn.
When Mr. Gear makes him carry MANY bags of money and it hurts his back.
When Mr. Clean's telepathy makes Clippy crap his pants.
When Sir Chair 7 wheels him down a hill and into a building.
When Unkle Vending Machine smashes Clippy through a window with a 2 liter Pepsi bottle.
When Clippy's car explodes on the way to Nova Scotia.
After being operated on by Dr. Padlock and his chainsaw.
When Clippy is thrown out a window.
After falling from a window into a huge tumpster.
Getting crushed by a vending machine while inside a dumpster.
Getting a grenade dropped into a dumpster Clippy was in and exploding.
When a Uranium truck crashes into a dumpster Clippy is trapped in.
When while on fire is run over by a van.
...and then the van runs over him again... in reverse....
After falling out of a flying van that just exploded out of a minefield and lands on a ship.
Having a near death experience after sex with a cinder block named Cindy.
Losing his penis when a dolphin bites it off.
Getting stabbed through the heart with a harpoon.
After getting shot in the back of the head at point blank range.
When Clippy is shot in the fact by Sir Chair.
The kickback from a shotgun Clippy uses causes him to fly across the room and smack into a wall.
When General Hand Sanitizer zaps him with his Sanitizer ray.
When Cheesus beats him to death with a bad in an after life experience.
After opening a cabinet, a boxing glove knocks him around a room into random stuff.
Getting his ass caught on fire by a flame thrower.
When a piranah bites his ass.
After getting shot with Pepsi bottles, then a 2 liter Pepsi bottle knocks him into a wall, where he lands and begins to bleed a lot.
When he backs up and accidently falls through a window.
When a magnet causes him to crumple up.
Getting hit on the head and knocked out cold with a baseball bat.
Getting a harpoon stuck in him... for the third time...
Getting dragged along the asphalt on a harpoon being pulled by a truck.
Being tied to a burning tree that's bring tragged by a truck.
Getting in a Propane store explosion.
When an exploding cow blows Clippy's tits off. (Yes, you did read that right.)
Getting shot by police officers.
After getting raped by Mr. Safe.
Getting hit by Mr. Gear's car containing Jesus fish (Flashback)
Getting lifted in the air by a hydraulic lifter slightly and falling down and vomiting (flashback)
Holding a grenade that explodes. (flashback)